The Philosophy of Crafty Peaches

There are several theories floating around about the philosophy of Crafty Peaches. Or is it the psychology of Crafty Peaches? No bother. But, in the form of a top ten list:

10. If it come as a spam message, it is fodder for anything Crafty Peaches to write about. Humor is optional.

9. If something is offensive to you, you don't have to read it. Even if you are my friend. Hopefully, tomorrow, I'll bother someone else.

8. Most of these posts will come before coffee in the morning. Use that information as a filter.

7. There may come a day when there are too many blogs in the cyber world. A day when there are not enough words left to populate the files of every wannabee writer on the internet. A day when servers will crash and disks will err. But not this day, this day we write!

6. Did I mention that this is an experiment to see how fast I can get my crafty peaches blog to the top spot on the Google search for Crafty Peaches? So naturally, I will use the words Crafty Peaches as much as I can in each and every Crafty Peaches post. More value for you the reader!

5. If you would like to meet the rest of the produce department, there's http://the randomtalentedfruit.blogspot.com. The Random Talented Fruit generator. Like a old pub where the locals go to argue about politics and soccer rules.

4. Yes, you are correct. I am spending too much time on the whole Crafty Peaches universe. But wait until you see the t-shirt.

3. Why, yes, I AM Crafty Peaches. Please don't confuse me with Crappy Pleasers, who meet for a self-help assertiveness training group at justsaynodammit.blogspot.com

2. That was a lie. There is no justsaynodammit.blogspot.com But it's available and I won't even charge you. Consider it one more instance of the excellent customer service that will be a part of each and every post here at Crafty Peaches.

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