If Chick Fil A used this cow to convince me to Eat More Chicken, I would listen. Problem is, it's not really a cow.
See, the preacher was giving a talk about the angels that announced the birth of Jesus. He joked that the worship team thought this was one terrifying angel. He told them it's just that they had never seen a real angel, that they were scary in real life. Somehow the poor guy missed the fact that the angel was scary because it looked more like a demonic cow. Even my teen aged son thought so.
Demonic cows like this do belong in novels. Just gotta figure out how. But the downfall of a church starts with demonic cows. They can protest the annual church picnic. Or they can be seen only by the True Believes. Hmm, back to work.
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